Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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mycleverusername 0

If you had to take a dump then you should've been looking for a working toilet rather than a book. Also, I like how you refer to your shit as dung. I don't think I've ever heard that term used to describe human..err..excretions.

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Jenmaree 9

FAKE - when you sneeze your pelvic floor muscles automatically activate meaning you can't crap yourself.

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LeeJH 0

By amazing coincidence, I did almost the same thing about 2 minutes after reading this one. I've got liquids instead of solids at the moment, and when I tried to fart I realised that it seemed a bit wet. Luckily it didn't run down my leg though, so wasn't so hard to clean up.

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milkyourgoat 0

this is the best fml ever, really, laughed out loud xD

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PhillyFox 0

Maybe you should've been looking for a toilet instead of a book if you had to go that bad. YDI

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loller_skates 0

i just want to say, that i created a FML account just to say how amazingly great this FML is. laugh out friggin' loud dude.

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