Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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chop_buster 0

Hahaha, I'm an annoying twerp and shit.

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hk_fml 9

LOL xD the wording of this makes it even better.

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mommmma 0

YDI for stopping to pick out a book before you went to the bathroom.

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JENNABY 0

okay it's funny but I'd say thats the most disgusting fml I ever read

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richsn1 0

Last sentence did me in! Awesome FML.

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ladiesman14 0

are you gay ? we had a gay teacher who always farted down the hallway. but he never knew he was. there are spinchter excercises you can do to tighten that hole. unless you date black men.

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amyAMPHETAMINES 0

hahahaha, what the **** man! your a dumb ****!

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Ninjaface 0

What are you talking about? The CIA spent years training you for this exact situation! Now use that training!

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Subjectzero 0

this is why tou leave reading material BY the toilet. that's ******* funny tho.

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IkkeNS123 0

I heard that if you sneeze & fart/shit at the same time you'll explode. :| :P

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neon_shoes 0

and wouldn't that be the way to go...?

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