Dogs and Love: Protips

Protips

By notagoodsign - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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illmatic2 16

Monday 28 February 2011 16:08

That's what happens when you're a bitch.

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 February 2011 16:28

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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AlienWorkshop 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:31

lmao

aboutpar 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:02

Admit it...the biscuits were very tasty

missa838 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:03

Lmfao...wish I would've thought of doing that ...that's hilarious if it worked!

bignasty29 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:22

Lmfao. That's hollarious. And geez illmatic That's harsh.

alex84957 0

Monday 28 February 2011 20:50

That show isn't on Animal Planet.

kruzito 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:01

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 28 February 2011 21:04

Good, now roll over and play dead.

Juliaa15 6

Monday 28 February 2011 21:13

I find it amazing that I actually laughed at one of your comments. Congrats.

briidontgive_ 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:30

Hahahahha I actually lol'd at a lot of these comments heree.

marinaim 17

Monday 28 February 2011 21:32

It's cus you're a BITCH ;)

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