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By notagoodsign - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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illmatic2 16

That's what happens when you're a bitch.

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DocBastard 38

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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InsertGirder 6

The Dog Whisperer is broad casted on National Geographic Channel in Holland... OP is lying, therefor YDI!

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SeaChicken 0

Moderrrrrration! Everyone makes mistakes now and then.

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riggens7522 0

I agree, that other bitch is on animal planet.

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turkeys_hen 0

I'm hoping he treats you better than the dog. More that I can say about mine who treats the dog like a person and cuddles her more than me.

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SeaChicken 0

Isn't that a really obvious sign to eh.. move on?

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descend2rise 0

39 I know seems like he's more into that nasty ********** shit than chicks

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Tuesdays76 0

well maybe he had the dog before you, in which case he would have loved his dog long before you came along. some girls just can't get over themselves and realize sometimes your just not the top priority. when your attached to a dog, it's alot more than just a dog, but a member of your family.

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ThickHead 0

well then go piss on his leg?

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camerican21 1

So what did he teach you to sit on? Or is all fours the choice in this case?

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bignasty29 0

Lmfao. That's hollarious. And geez illmatic That's harsh.

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