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By notagoodsign - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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illmatic2 16

That's what happens when you're a bitch.

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DocBastard 38

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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marilea236 0

dammit. my first comment didn't work. i said the OP was european (netherlands) which is why she spelled it 'realised'

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hehehahAho 0

bitch lol. Female dog

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TheXTG8680 0

"if your face is your ass, then what's the difference?!" - Duke Nukem. point being: if your boyfriend is treating you right, why the heck are you complaining?

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astarwarsfan 0

Doggystyle, anyone?

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Cenobyte 10

I've been using similar techniques on my boyfriend for years now, and yes, it really does work. Just got to be careful that he doesn't realise what I'm doing. Subtlety is key :) Exercise, Discipline, Affection! Thanks Cesar.

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darkpyro0988 0

sounds like someone should have worked harder at not being a bitch

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