Dogs and Love: Protips

Protips

By notagoodsign - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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illmatic2 16

Monday 28 February 2011 16:08

That's what happens when you're a bitch.

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 February 2011 16:28

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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whoisthisgirl 4

Monday 28 February 2011 21:35

I've never seen the dog whisperer on animal planet.. only on national geographics

VirgoCrazy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:02

theres no diff dumbass

amrik 11

Monday 28 February 2011 21:35

it's national geographic genius

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:47

**** THAT! I just hit my bitches in the head wit a rolled up Newspaper

Zombie65 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:55

LMFAO and it must work or you wouldn't be posting on here

Zombie65 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:56

LMFAO and it must work too or you wouldn't be posting on here

erick0619 0

Monday 28 February 2011 22:06

I lolled :D

DoorMatCat 3

Monday 28 February 2011 22:18

Dog Whisperer is on National Geographic. not Animal Planet.

IStoleTheCookies 16

Monday 28 February 2011 23:48

#43 you suck

Hanimon 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:30

OP is not a pac leader.

xGraycloud 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:41

...does it work?

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