Cars, Accident and Transportation: Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 810

You deserved it 1 589

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 187

You deserved it 7 605

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 632

You deserved it 30 521

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 612

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 061

You deserved it 2 914

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 601

You deserved it 32 269

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 140

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By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 654

You deserved it 7 499

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 601

You deserved it 91 180

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 090

You deserved it 34 406

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:23

Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:05

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

Comments

scateice 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:01

Wow. What a ******* hyprocite. Report his ass to the police.

GriefBacon 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:08

F his life, not yours.

agexofxaquarius 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:09

Ugh, my mom does talks on the phone while driving all the time, despite the fact that she yells at other people for doing it. We haven't had any problems yet, but it scares the shit out of me whenever she does it.

123man 11

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:12

I know the family. While the dad was being a hypocrite, the accident would have happened whether he was on the phone or not.

Sum_Dum_Bum 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:34

Isn't this more of a FHL?

BikerMike 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:34

what a dumb ass ignorant dick head

yardsgreen 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:21

This isn't an FML. This is an IMMD.

Rhythm_Man 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:56

what's IMMD?

i_got_it 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:27

Ew.. You sound like the annoying person that always tell people when they're doing something wrong and just wants to be right about everything. OP needs to start smoking some weed, ASAP.

nonynony 0

Friday 9 October 2009 2:48

Sorry? This isn't a school project or something. This is a CAR ACCIDENT. Can you seriously not differentiate between "wanting to be right" and "not wanting to die/kill someone else"? Grow up.

railfan_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:49

nice username brave_sir_robin. one of my all time favorite scenes is when sir robin rides into the pretty, bright forest getting all freaked out in spite of that, because his minstrels are singing gory songs. xD

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 9 October 2009 1:59

"He was not at the least bit scared to get mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away and his limbs are hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!"