Cars, Accident and Transportation: Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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You deserved it 1 589

By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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You deserved it 7 605

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 30 521

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 17 612

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 914

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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You deserved it 32 269

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

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You deserved it 140

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By drivingmecrazy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

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You deserved it 7 499

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 34 406

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:23

Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:05

fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.

Comments

jnxt231 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:31

You didnt deserve it but your dad certainly did. Jerk

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:14

**** god damn it... I hate cellphones for that exact reason. No, not the car accident/talking while driving shit, the IGNORING OF THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU shit. "No I'm too busy to comprehend what you said because someone interrupted us and I should totally talk to them instead." Seriously, I don't know how many times I have had something of dire importance to say to my mother and she just shakes her head and gives me the "can't you see I'm busy?" look. Then she sometimes later throws a hissy fit at me for not saying anything earlier when OH YEAH MOM YOU BASICALLY TOLD ME TO **** OFF WHEN I /DID/ TRY TO TELL YOU...

godhelpme92 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:22

I'm right there with ya FYL

flinkpamingo 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:24

Don't you just want to knock on their head to see if there is anything in there?

Cecile_ 0

Friday 9 October 2009 5:03

My moms the same, but one thing i always tell myself, everything happends for a reason. So now he learned his lesson. & hopefully yu guys are ok

jasezero 0

Friday 9 October 2009 5:11

I hope he gets a ticket for the accident...IT IS ILLEGAL IN JERSEY if you're not on a hands free...personally i hate people that talk on their cell phones in general...jersey drivers are bad enough without another distraction.

LadyDee 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:52

this isn't and FML, it's a f*ck your Dad's life for being an idiot.

were_giraffe 2

Friday 9 October 2009 21:38

I agree. FML for you but YDI for your dad that was stupid of him

lilfella106 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:39

LOL! thats so typical of jersey folks!

parentssuck4398 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:29

Aw hope you're okay. This is exactly the thing that my dad would do and I live in Cali. My Mom talked on her phone pressed on her ear while backing out of a mall parking lot. I screamed at her. She screamed at me for interrupting her VIP call. I hope your dad learned his lesson. It really sucks they you were involved. Let's all screw the kids for CARING!! maybe we should all shut up and see the crapload of trouble our parents get into.