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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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You deserved it 19 454

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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You deserved it 122

Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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You deserved it 4 179

Caturday surprise

By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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You deserved it 199

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 302

Doggy dog world

By Simon E - 03/12/2023 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 99

You deserved it 1 045

Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 112

By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 396

You deserved it 2 278

Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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You deserved it 7 505

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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You deserved it 8 495

KingLewisII 34

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:22

I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:25

I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.

Comments

Adam5858 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:27

This is one of the weirder FMLs but non the less just as intesesting.When did they give up ?

mybubbles2000 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:30

That's too funny. Here kitty kitty.

Colecto_fml 26

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:34

YDI because why the hell would you even feel embaraced by your stomach growling?

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:03

embraced??

gemstone586 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:49

you should be embarrassed by your poor spelling.

schhichick 14

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:47

Im pretty sure everyone knows what she means..It is not really that far off from the actual spelling!

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 12 June 2014 1:28

By that logic, we should pass people with terrible spelling and grammar from junior high language arts because "everyone knows what they're trying to say."

schhichick 14

Thursday 12 June 2014 15:52

You do understand that this is not school right? This is FML, a website. People are usually using a phone or item like that. On some devices it can be really hard to type, the screen may be too cracked, or some keys may not work. So this girl made one spelling mistake on one website. This is not school or work. So get over it!

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:50

Talk them into putting out a saucer of milk, and a tuna fish sandwich, to coax the fictional feline out of hiding. Oh, and some potato chips.

jsp16 24

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:52

Just say "man, it's hard to find this cat. Say, how about we go for lunch now. You buy me lunch and ill get you one tomorrow, friend." Or you can just say you're hungry as ****.

Rallred32 20

Wednesday 11 June 2014 22:50

"Man, I'm hungry as shit."

annunaki_fml 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:55

you absolute moron,why would you do that to yourself?

lulinator 40

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:07

Your stomach was hungry for Chinese food...

mottos 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:25

Where do you work that one might think cats wonder around

DaBayst 15

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:29

You're embarrassed about being hungry? I don't understand.

ZomBgal 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:54

If your stomach was making noise because you were gassy, I'd understand being embarrassed and wasting time like you did. Hunger growl though? I don't see how that is shameful or embarrassing.