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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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Caturday surprise

By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Simon E - 03/12/2023 10:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I was in a Teams call with my work team, and I was getting really annoyed at a woman in the team just waffling on about nothing, I yelled, "Just shut up you fat pig, shut up!", not knowing my mic was unmuted, I had to lie, saying I was yelling at my dog for barking. Not sure anyone believed me. FML

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Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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KingLewisII 34

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:22

I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:25

I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.

Comments

1jordan1 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:59

Ashamed isn't the right word, it's more like embarrassed. Idk why you would be either though, it's not that big if a deal. Say you're really hungry.

foreverhappy98 10

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:10

One night I was babysitting my neice and nephew all day. I went home when the kids went to church. my uncle then told me about two days later that they told my neice and nephew I was hiding, and they looked for me for over an hour.

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:26

Why would you play dumb? You should have said that it was your stomach. Everyone's stomach growls.

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:32

Wow! You took the "that's my story and am sticking to it" to a whole new level!!! You must become an actor.

ckirksey 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:36

I bet it's not the only pussy you've lied about.

annunaki_fml 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:35

LMFAO. Get'em!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:39

Maybe your stomach scared the cat away...that's why you can't find it

CurlyQute 17

Wednesday 11 June 2014 19:41

Why were you ashamed that your stomach growled because you were hungry??

hiholls 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:09

In life I've learned that some of the silly things we worry about are based specifically on WHO we're worried about. Either you really like this person and were SUPER nervous for some reason about being hungry, or the person you were around is just kinda lame and gave you the impression somewhere down the line that you can't be comfortable around them. It's easier to just be you and be happy, if someone is going to make fun of you for your stomach growling then you really needn't listen to their opinion at all, ever probably :P