... um, i do? also, if you have such a hard time driving with one hand, i'd like to know what kind of shit you have for power steering!

Yeah, I do too. A lot of people I know do. That's not the weird part of the FML. Pay attention.

Yeah, because it's so easy to drive one-handed for more than a couple of minutes at a time. I guess you're the type of person who doesn't use their blinkers or go around corners. Also: is it so difficult to imagine that maybe the guy was driving a manual?

You must have never driven before, because it's very easy to signal with one hand. You don't even have to take your hand off the wheel to do it. I used to hold hands while driving every chance I had. Unless you drive standard or you're a beginner driver I don't see any problem with it.

um, almost everyone?

Actually it's not hard to drive with one hand. I drive a manual, and hold my girlfriend's hand while driving; you let go for half a second to shift when you need to, it's really not difficult.

Yeah, I'm not getting why that's so bad. I mean, if you're on a mostly straight stretch of road, or even a highway. Eh. I don't know. I live in Oklahoma. There are a lot of long straight uncrowded stretches of road here, so maybe it's different, but it doesn't seem much different to me than holding hands while walking. Meaning it's not really that much of an inconvenience.

1) I don't see the point of holding hands while driving. It can wait. 2) There is a huge difference between driving and walking.

She was just trying to make a nice gesture. People like holding hands, what's wrong with that? People mostly drive with one hand anyways, (unless they drive a stick).

There is nothing wrong with holding hands. Driving, however, is not the best time to do so.

only a bad time if you cant control the vehicle

Hell no. Yelling at him or hitting him is okay. Squeezing his junk is going too far.

i'd argue that shoving her hand down his pants was a bit too far.

You obviously don't have testicles then.

guilty as charged

And wreck the car? Well thought. Then again, it's a woman talking about driving.

hur hur, stereotypes are funny. now why don't you go beat something with a stick?

I was replying to JayPanda you dumbass.

who are you calling a dumbass? because if you are referring to me, i honestly have no idea what you're trying to say. of course you were responding to JayPanda. i chose to comment on the sexist and stereotypical nature of your response. lrn2read

yeah jackass, learn to read. freakin stereotypes.

Every time I've ever seen or heard about an accident, it's because of a woman. The woman is not always "at fault", but it is always their fault. Women are naturally horrible at driving. Some stereotypes are true.

Yeaaaah. Ignore the statistics that prove that the vast majority of serious and fatal accidents are caused by male drivers. The real facts of the matter are men are not only poor drivers but their egos are so big that they won't recognise how bad they are, and thus insist on doing dangerous and stupid things

what statistics! guys only have more accidents cuz they drive WAY more than females. On average females have more accidents. I admit girls are better at multitasking than guys but guys are better at focusing on a single task(driving for example). Both genders have faults though. Girls seem to get too distracted easily and guys like to take risks by showing off like drinking or driving fast. If a guy focuses however then they will drive great with no problem.

I do belive he would ve crashed then

#100, yeah, I'm so sure that makes sense. If women are worse drivers, then why is it that males have a higher death rate when driving?

i kinda wonder how half of these get published... I submit ones that are a lot more f***ed up and they don't get published...

ya same i had a good one **** i was hurt for it n then i ******* see this shit

So you're saying that it's selfish for him to want a hand job, but it isn't selfish for you to want to hold hands whenever and wherever?

um yeah, there's a huge difference between offering your hand to be held and shoving your girlfriend's hand down your pants. it wasn't selfish of him to WANT the handjob - it was selfish of him to shove her hand down there like that. dear god, please tell me you're single.

I don't quite get your logic. I understand shoving your girlfriend's hand down your pants is stupid, duh. But how is wanting a handjob from your girlfriend not selfish, but taking action about it selfish?

because you can't really help if you want a handjob. i've had sexual urges before. it doesn't make you a terrible, selfish person. however, acting on those urges and purposefully violating/insulting someone else by shoving their hand down your pants? yeah, kind of selfish. as in, you're only concerned with yourself and how YOU feel, without any regard as to whether the girl wants to give you a handjob or not.

She held her hand out, as in offering to hold hands. He took it upon himself to shove it down his pants. Large difference.

He may not have known she wanted to hold hands, or he may have just been messing around.

That makes more sense, I don't quite agree that he "purposefully violated/insulted her", but that makes more sense to me then what you first said.

it wasn't today i tried to hold hands with my boyfriend he didn't want to and i through a big fit. If he didn't want to hold hands and didn't shove her hand down his pants... i don't think she would have been pissed.