Intimacy, Cars, Romantic and Love: Pure class

Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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You deserved it 18 644

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..

Shadic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:03

Romantic!

Comments

neburus 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:00

You make it sound like she got raped while in the car. I'm sure her boyfriend knew what she was thinking and put her hand down his pants on purpose as a joke. Well not everyone have the same kind of humour

melissasmile21 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:09

he was probably just joking around. your pretty stupid for being with someone who does stuff like this when you obviously dont like it.

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 1 August 2014 20:16

Oh look, another moron calling someone stupid when they can't use the correct you're.

uSound 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:09

Frankly, I think that this isn't really that important. Honestly, she needs to get over herself. And for the people who said "dump him," you make no sense to me. He did one juvenile thing. It's not like he made out with your sister. Really. I'm sure the man has other redeeming qualities. But basically, the girl just needs to chill out and maybe the guy can ask before stuffing.

B0nb0N09 12

Monday 3 June 2013 4:55

MAYBE??! It's the law to..

Delilahlilah 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:11

To everyone saying holding hands in the car is lame, isn't giving a handjob worse? Talk about a car accident. I agree though, you should of gave him crushed balls! If he was trying to be funny, he failed.

igraine 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:28

Oh, I know! People are saying "Who holds hands while driving?" when a better question is "WHO TRIES TO GET A HANDJOB WHILE DRIVING?" The bf is clearly the idiot in this FML!

babygirl3 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:12

shadow_sniper I'm guessing ur either, single,a perv,or just not aware that couples like to hold hands just to show affection. but shoving ur gfs hand down ur pants is just wrong especially in the. car...see THATS something that can wait

uSound 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:17

If hand jobs can wait, what about road head? lol.

Shadow_Sniper 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:18

babygirl3, please read all of my replies before you attempt to assume incorrect information about me, okay?

khatuba 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:32

psssh i read em all, and i completely agree with babygirl.

ryepdx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:17

Hmm... yeah, the guy sounds like a douchebag of sorts. At the very least it sounds like you guys have some MAJOR incompatibility issues going on here. :-D

melicakes 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:19

OH MY GOD.. I dont even know what to say to that. Pretty messed up.

DataWhore 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:22

@maxv_15: Are you crazy? anyone with an ounce of romance would do that, you're most likely holding the steering wheel with one hand anyway, dont pretend like you're the safest driver all of a sudden, and you drive with your hands on 11 and 2... I constantly hold my girlfriend's hand while driving, and I drive a stick shift!

DuhthatsObvious 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:24

This is not an FML. I willingly give my boyfriend hj's and roadhead all the time. He loves when I surprise him, actually. Why are you bitching?

theanonimouse 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:26

congrats on being bj girlfriend of the year, and there's nothing wrong with giving your bf that kind of pleasure. however, the key word here is "willingly." she obviously wasn't willing, and it was wrong of him to try and force her. if he's so desperate, he can just take matters into his own hands, if you know what i mean. ;)

JessTrek 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:26

You sound like someone who always gives their boyfriends ********/handjobs and gets nothing in return. She's bitching because maybe she didn't feel like giving him a handjob while he was driving. Same reason that guys usually don't finger their girlfriends when she is driving.

Sappheyes 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:17

Nothing in the comment indicated that she gets nothing in return.

DuhthatsObvious 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:55

Yeah, I definitely get plenty in return. And thank you 62, I see your point as well. But I'm sure when you date someone you intend to at some point get intimate with them. I can see her being bothered by it being forced too soon in the relationship, but her whole life isn't ****** by it, or her whole day shouldn't be at least, one bit.

Eresbel 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:23

You really shouldn't be doing that while he's driving, though. That is so ******* dangerous that it's insane that anyone does it. Not only could he lose control and wreck his car, but the two of you could seriously injure or kill yourself and others on the road. Seriously, do you even think ahead at all? (No pun intended.)