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By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..

Shadic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:03

Romantic!

Comments

kbaker90 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:27

I'm pretty sure your boyfriend was just trying to be funny. You should probably tell him that you don't appreciate when he does that, though.

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:37

Sounds like a keeper.

z3r0ram 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:45

he could have pushed your face down instead sticky hand > sticky mouth

anonagatorrr 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:18

Haha WIN.

frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 10:50

#65: WELL DUH! Rednecks inbreed all the time! Is that a surprise to you??

17xVampx17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:09

You people act like he violated her. They are dating, so he did something immature it's not as of she fought back and said no. Really you feminists need to get over it.

theanonimouse 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:19

he kind of did violate her. just because you're dating someone doesn't give you the right to completely disregard his/her right to his/her own body. you don't just grab someone's hand and shove it down your pants. though i do agree with you that his actions were quite immature. so no, it's not like he raped her or anything. but what he did was unacceptable.

kendalle_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:26

its not even so much that he did it, its all fine and fun sometimes but there is a time and a place for that.

thairsha 2

Monday 20 July 2009 11:28

OK, Canadians are NOT assholes thank you very much. As for the whole stuffing of your hand down his pants, if you want to hold his hand put it on his leg and he will hold it, then move it to the middle of the car. My bf would do the same thing probablly... if I didn't do it first. It's called instigating and trying to turn someone on. Unless you don't get turned on by hard cocks.....

theanonimouse 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:30

um... i kind of have a few more prerequisites before i'm turned on... you know, other than "hard ****." if that was the only requirement, then damn, i'd be horny all the time! so is your boyfriend's excuse for foreplay just showing you his "hard ****"? kind of self-absorbed.

thairsha 2

Monday 20 July 2009 11:32

haha... now you know my problem. Thankfully self control is a wonderful thing. And foreplay is a hell of a lot more then that... sheesh. Don't think I let him get off with nothing! lol. Besides he always pleases me so it's good.

theanonimouse 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:33

well, power to you then! haha just saying not everyone appreciates their SO being that straightforward, (with the OP being an example of one such person)

Westy543 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:45

I don't mean to sound idiotic, but you DO deserve it for having a boyfriend. Just make sure he knows you weren't comfortable with this.

B0nb0N09 12

Monday 3 June 2013 4:58

You're right. She should have a girlfriend instead..

Prettyfunny 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:45

I'm fairly sure he was just trying to be funny. I thought it was funny. Granted, if my boyfriend actually did that I'd be like wtf, so it's understandable that she'd be upset. I think it's one of those laugh-about-it-later moments... but whatever.