Intimacy, Cars, Romantic and Love: Pure class

Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..

Shadic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:03

Romantic!

Comments

xBlessedxInxSINx 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:26

Why is this such a big deal? Im sure he jokes around like that with youotherwise he wouldnt of done it. Get over it and have a nice car ride ;).

naomi9241 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:29

If he was joking, awkward, but you'd laugh about it later. The way it sounds to me, though, and the way most others seem to be interpreting it, is that he's a selfish, horny guy. I mean, I understand urges and the fact that you're his girlfriend, but that sort of thing really isn't on. And to those of you questioning holding hands, yeah, people do it all the time, considering that a lot of people drive one handed anyway..

ivals 3

Monday 20 July 2009 12:30

I guess he likes you lol

Rooney101 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:52

Why would he possibly want to hold hands while he is driving? Why would you even think it's a good idea to hold hands while he is driving? You are really stupid.

Kevinn_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:33

dude a lot of couples hold hands while driving how the hell is that stupid. however shoving their hands down your pants might be crossing the line. Theres a time and place for that and this isnt it.

11bellacasey 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:28

I . love . ur . bf. lol

Kevinn_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:37

i know what its like to get urges(i get them all the time) but to actually do them is crazy and selfish. He should have at least asked first although maybe that isnt the right time or place

yaktazuki 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:40

I love how this is worded

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:50

So?

ladywaldo 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:01

I think you need to recognize that if you love your man he loves you toughing and sucking his **** including in the car!! Hopefully by the time you realize any of this he hasn't cheated on you with a girl that will!!!!!