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By photofaint - 23/02/2012 12:11 - United Kingdom

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

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By Emcee - 05/06/2009 10:48 - Philippines

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML

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Assumptions

By Heather Scurfield - 06/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Witney

Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML

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Don't mind me

By everyonewasstaring - 22/12/2009 23:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML

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Social distancing gone wrong

By bananapie69 - 10/04/2020 20:00

Today, waiting in the deli line at the store, a woman stood directly next to me. I panicked and tried to move back to get a 6-foot distance, but in my panic I didn’t realize there was a stand behind me. I almost fell over, so I gasped super loud. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. FML

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By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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Ever decreasing circles

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania

Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:50

That would make an awesome photo.

tylersign 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:51

PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.

Comments

lucyinthesky420 10

Friday 24 February 2012 0:54

How does this happen :(

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 24 February 2012 1:46

KILLING SPREE. |the kid|

mightymo 0

Friday 24 February 2012 5:15

Ouch! That would make a funny pic. Hope they got it on camera. Then u should post it on face book!

Honda288 2

Friday 24 February 2012 5:26

That has happened to me before, but it was an Elementary school play and I took out my computer teacher who was trying to catch me. Good times...

migs104 2

Friday 24 February 2012 5:31

Am I the only one that read "Today, we had our whole staff porno" ???

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 24 February 2012 8:12

No.

Noeffinclue 0

Friday 24 February 2012 5:41

I'm gonna have to diagnose you with a severe case of being a little bitch and I'm gonna prescribe you a heavy dose of man the **** up.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 24 February 2012 17:59

Well you have a SEVERE CASE of "ignoramous" and i'm perscribing you with a long college course of Psychology and a hard understanding of PHOBIAS. Then some SHOCK THERAPY, and a LOBOTOMY. Have fun, dick...