Quick thinking

By rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 723
You deserved it 4 005

Same thing different taste

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Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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Hope your great with your tongue and if not you could always go through you grandfathers medicine cabinet and take some of his blue pills.

Llamacod 11

And how would that help? I don't see how a medicine that makes it easier to get an erection will help with small penis problems

There's lots of reasons that make people look bad..

AaliyahMorgan143 5

"not the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean" Pshh try taking me around the world in a row boat and see what happens.

Llamacod 11

Well, since your comment has nothing to do with boats I have to presume that both large waves and an ocean with much motion would just cause you nausea

mollydarling 0

99- i wasnt being rude its a suggestion all im saying is you are 14 you shouldnt be saying something like that you obviously dont realize how what you say affects how you look towards other people whether you are quoting someone or something or not

She's probably hoping your rash will go away.

There already a conversation like this in the previous FML...

Bahahaha! Yeah, I am of Irish heritage in USA; So yeah I know smallish. Live with it *****!

Shadowvoid 33

I see the new profile :), but anywhom i would say i prefer mine shaved. Easier maintenence but i dont have a preference for a partner (female)

dellis44 7

I hear allergies kick in pretty bad at that time of the month.