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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Newcastle

Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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socialproduct 19

Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.

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darkthund3r8313 2

would have been funnier if he said hump day lol

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hoosiergirl94 31

Hump Dayyyyy ;)

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Schwuppdiwupp 13

I will never understand why everyone goes so crazy about anniversaries. Do you need a day of the year to remind you that you love each other? What about showing your love and thankfulness every day of the year? And it s so much more special if you surprise your loved one when they don t expect it. Says a female...

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ham_spam 17

Wow from a woman that doesn't mean anything that paragraph is the same from a man or woman

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IorvethTheXolo 8

I've always felt that anniversaries are a celebration of that event, just like birthdays. Why make a fuss out of birthdays? They're not special. We were all born... We do it because it was a significant event in our lives that we like to commemorate in a special way. On birthdays, parents think back to the day they received their squalling bundle of joy and on, say, wedding anniversaries, we remember the day we married the person we loved. It's not that we feel the need to only show our love to that person that day. It's that we are marking the significance of the memory. Terrible explanation. I know. I tried.

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pra1s3th3sun 9

Technically he was correct. It might not have been the answer you wanted, but it wasn't wrong. ....Suddenly I understand why I'm single.

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moocowmilk0 19

was it actually Wednesday?

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manuwish 9

and even if he forgot, did you plan anything cute to give him OP? or do you just have expectations?

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lccc_ 18

thats funny for me its the other way around, he always mentions it first.

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blackrose1996 11

That's a guy for you get used to it lol my mom and dad have been married for 19 years and he still forgets

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lina121 2

Something is wrong. Need to spice up the relationship

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