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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Newcastle

Today, it's my 7-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I was excited so I asked him what day it was and he said, "Wednesday?" FML
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socialproduct 19

Some of the best surprises I've ever pulled off involved pretending to be oblivious. Hope this was the case in your situation. But maybe I'm just an optimist.

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darkthund3r8313 2

would have been funnier if he said hump day lol

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josephbates 8

If you've been together 7 years haven't been married yet expect him to remember the day you first became a couple... You need to dump him and find someone as crazy as you

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SlashingAverV2 20

The same things said to #18 & 20 can be said to you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Am I the only one finding it odd that these two have been together for seven years and are still only "boyfriend and girlfriend"? Regardless though, very few men can remember dates like women do. It's just in their nature, I guess.

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Mortoli 30

lol seriously 7 years? man that's too long not to be married whats he waiting on?

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