Miscellaneous: Random encounter

Random encounter

By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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You deserved it 18 206

By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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You deserved it 4 438

By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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You deserved it 127 659

Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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You deserved it 3 257

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 207

You deserved it 3 765

By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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You deserved it 2 979

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 393

By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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You deserved it 2 595

By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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miniluda12 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:01

What a dick. Sorry OP.

iOceanus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:02

Where have all the gentlemen gone?

Comments

daringtoride 27

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:06

Wow, rude much? So much for him appearing to be a gentleman.

CammyGal 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:07

What a jerk!

chanlove 1

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:08

Lawls

iOceanus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:22

Lolz*

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:48

**lawyers

SenselessPattern 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 21:23

Law L's, the lawyer firm.

BunchieRules 31

Sunday 7 October 2012 0:28

Lou Rawls*

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 7 October 2012 7:04

Jerry Lawler*

jose562 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:12

You should've dressed more slutty.

ObeyAlliance 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:59

In what way is dressing slutty considered pretty?

lacespace 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 21:53

No I think he means since it was raining it would be far more practical to wear less clothing to stay more cold. See? He's not an idiot after all.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:14

What a cold hearted thing to do, I mean the way he just did that gives me the chills. Hey you never know, the other girl might be frigid and reject him.

MagicStallion 9

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:43

It would be a cold day in hell when I'd share with him. It would simply give me the shivers. Captain! I'm all out of puns!! *throws a smoke grenade, disappearing in a puff of green smoke* YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEE!