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By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 701

You deserved it 5 658

By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 580

You deserved it 5 994

By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 997

By Randomspaghetti - 15/09/2016 21:11 - United States - Lehi

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 162

You deserved it 2 330

By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 581

You deserved it 2 668

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 142

You deserved it 7 297

By MakeMyDay_27 - 27/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

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You deserved it 5 638

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 118

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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You deserved it 1 155

cuz803 44

Saturday 4 February 2017 2:32

She has no sole for that rude comment!

GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 4 February 2017 2:08

Maybe she was referring to a nice and soft foot? It could be taken as a compliment or as a sign of the child just not being able to communicate properly

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Kqzza 13

Saturday 4 February 2017 7:35

Maybe she has a foot fetish.

jlmsz 5

Saturday 4 February 2017 8:16

Sarah Jessica Parker???

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 February 2017 11:53

Do you smell like a foot also?

slothstronaught 11

Saturday 4 February 2017 16:26

You know what they say, " out of the mouth of babes".

Tayleena97 11

Saturday 4 February 2017 16:38

Kids have no filter, I had one of the kids at my job say to my co-worker that she looked like a fat peach!

wasteof_space_ 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 1:59

this is kinda cute tbh?

wasteof_space_ 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 1:59

this is kinda cute tbh?

CrazyJolteon 0

Sunday 5 February 2017 7:29

WELP I've learned little girls don't lie, so take care of yourself

mashynz 12

Friday 6 October 2017 6:36

a foot is a leg end....so you're a legend...its a compliment

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Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Today, I tried canceling my internet service. The lady on the phone had me on hold for half an hour when, all of a sudden, the call dropped. When I tried phoning back, I was informed that they closed half an hour earlier. FML

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Today, I finally realized I've spent the last 6 years building a business I hate. FML

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Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle. The next day we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML

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