Rash decision

By FilthyIke - 21/08/2009 20:17 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML
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junaho 0

That's hilarious. Allergic to your own sweat. Sometimes the pros just outweigh the cons, I would've just gone for that hot steamy sauna bath either way.

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z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0

how can you be allergic to your own body fluids?

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jdizzle1245 0

well i guess you culd just live in shade never get out and get fat, and have a rollicking social life

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Marketgirl305 0

Sounds like a recent occurence. its probably something you're eating

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1337b00n 0

i say screw it, it hasnt killed you yet, live how you want

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Harmonic123 0

It could be that it is to do with something you have been drinking. I was on holiday when I drunk some dodgy water and when I woke up in the morning all my sweaty bits had an itchy rash :[. Without realising the reason I then went in the swimming pool and half an hour after getting out my whole body was covered :(, it didn't happen to anyone else though so check it out!

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untalented1 0

it may be one of those things that passes or that only occurs in certain conditions. it may be that you're allergic to something else or that something you're using is reacting with your sweat to cause a rash.

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plexico 3

Today, I spent all my money to marry a beautiful woman half my age with a pornstar body, an insatiable libido and an obsession to please me. I just found out I'm gay. FML

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xHaniffax 0

or just confused? go bi and then your money won't be wasted. (Y)

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Intoxicunt 5

By the way, Plexico, I replied to your comment(s) on the FML about college. I didn't know if you'd notice that, so I decided to comment on here! Assuming you'll get this one.... o_O

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plexico 3

Intoxicunt, I replied to your reply about college. Hope you like it. xHannifax, I'm sorry I confused you with the analogy. The hot young bride was like the sauna and steam bath, and the newly-discovered homosexuality was like allergy to sweat.

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kukopia 0

Turn the sauna into a hydro-ponic hot house for weed. You'll have your $$ back in no time at all. Smoke some weed, and you won't be worrying about no allergies.

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E3Q 0

Actually the steam and sauna will get out the toxins in your body that come out of your sweat and irritate your skin. Drink more water and do the sauna and steam then shower with something like Dove sensitive. Doesnt have to be the end of your world. This is a treatable problem. If this hasnt occurred until now, what have you recently introduced into your diet? Also these types of rashes are stress related so Chillax!

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Struedelmuffin 0

That's a load of potato pancakes stacked on top of the worlds largest air conditioner. No French toast for you! D:

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girlnamedkris 0

fake fake fake

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