Rash decision

By FilthyIke - 21/08/2009 20:17 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML
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junaho 0

That's hilarious. Allergic to your own sweat. Sometimes the pros just outweigh the cons, I would've just gone for that hot steamy sauna bath either way.

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z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0

how can you be allergic to your own body fluids?

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paperfox_fml 0

So what? Gym teachers don't actually do anything to get sweaty, they just stand on the edge of the field, shout a lot, and occasionally blow a whistle. Also, I have no sympathy for the sauna/steam room thing. YDI for blowing perfectly good money on such ******* pointless things.

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chinaroses 0

I feel like I've read this FML before... Though I don't doubt that this one is true also. So, FYL. Seriously.

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Paige_Nicole10 0

um first this kind of allergy doesnt just happen in one spot on your body, it would happen all over. second of all this is a repeat fml just cleaverly reworded, by the way got called out on bullshit too.

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Pokochin 0

no, my friend on the team get it on his back and his back only he wear under armor to take care of it.

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waterynuggets 0

Fake. Not to mention, same FML's that are already on here, just change the subject (allergic to blood/sweat/etc.)

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waterynuggets 0

#60's comment sums up the overall intelligence of people posting and moderating FML's now.

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wingedspiritus 0

Whatever floats your boat. Feel free to hide behind your puny excuse.

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inconvienentgurl 0

yeah this fml exists get a new idea...something funny pls! :) hahaha if by some chance this really does happen 2 u then fyl but its stupid to fake that wen there really are ppl who have that :(

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waterynuggets 0

#72 Not sure what I said was an excuse, let alone what I'm trying to 'excuse' myself from. It's okay though, sweetie, there are many people out there like you with hope because they upped their dosage. Unless, of course, you mean your "Yourface is fake." comment, which was inane and ******* stupid. But the hell with it, continue to be yourself! Just for the lulz.

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vivaciousnat 0

FYL for being a gym teacher

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playfuldesk 0

You can't be allergic to sweat u retards. It's salt and water you need salt to live. Read a damn book. Idiots

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RNA 0

it's either eczema, or fungal infection if it is really reddish. mark my words.

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