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By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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ThorneCrossed 9

in this economy, you are getting bought anytime soon

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nixter5 18

dude. why have deuce as your pic? he sucks so badly now that HU dumped him. Danny is so much better.

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copo37 7

Irrelevant to the post in the first place but no, that is not why Hollywood undead "dumped" him.

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ThorneCrossed 9

deuce is way better than Danny will ever be

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Loserguy139 6

Your "girlfriend" wanted to be "just friends?" What the ****... Just accept that she doesn't want you.

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thatguynamedsky 32

right? it's kinda creepy how he worded this

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Inspired22 11

That's so mean! It always hurts to be rejected, but there are more tactful ways of doing so!

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a_nutritionist 10

theres also more tactful ways of trying to bring a relationship back together.

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Nikkitaria 9

looks like she didn't quite change her mind...

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shea300 5

that sucks bro , my girlfriend's name is Emily too so I can empathize your situation

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dreamering 16

Yeah man. That's an unbelievable coincidence. Ask her if she knows how to draw.

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11Martinez 0

how does that work???

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perdix 29

She wants to be your pimp. You're still her property, but she wants to sell you. You'd better give her all the money, bitch, or she'll slap you silly.

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stevenmx86 7

That's what you get for dating 8 year olds...

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Tektite 14

Aww.. Didn't mean to double post dammit. v_v

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Tektite 14

She isn't worth it. You could find someone who actually wants to be with you.. without being a total bitch. You deserve better OP.

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Tektite 14

She isn't worth it OP. Time to move on and find someone who cares enough to be with you without having the decency to be a bitch.

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spartan522114 0

How do you know? What if she gives op the gift of immortality by her mere presence?

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