Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

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jackrileymac 4

Emily is a fat girl name anyways

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gcox_fml 0

F$@& you my girlfriends name is Emily you @$$ your just jelouse you don't have a gf or in your case bf so shut up you @$$ clown

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JiggaJayZ 16

I know some fat ugly Emilys and another Emily that might be the hottest girl I know

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a_nutritionist 10

naww look at lil gcox go, defending his girlfriend with censorship and aggression online. poor bastard has never heard of sarcasm. or tact. or the dictionary.

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JesterMarcus 0

If you have to "win her over", ie convince her you are worth dating, she isn't worth it. She obviously isn't into you enough to like you for who you are. Winning somebody over is no different than putting on a front to impress them. What do you think happens when you stop putting that front up?

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bigbadtim 7

You need to remind her that you're some fine real-estate.

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aw3som3sauc3 10

she put you in the friend zone, put her in the rape zone! nah man jk but that really sucks

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Calyx_fml 21

She was marking her territory... Literally. You're her bitch and you're not even getting any. Don't be "just friends" with her. Break it off explicitly. You're done.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Awww that's sooo cute. Any girl would be lucky to have you. It's her loss. Just don't be desperate

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a_nutritionist 10

and what if hes a 68 year old overweight hairy paedophile with a fetish for domination and beats his partner? is anyone still lucky to have him? or do you think itd be wiser not to jump to conclusions about a persons character from reading 3 sentence story...

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