Television, Movies and Love: Really?

Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

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You deserved it 5 759

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Same thing different taste

By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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Supply and demand

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 11:02 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I spotted my dad watching a wildlife/nature video. I pointed out to him that the animal on the screen was critically endangered; he rebutted by telling me that it's impossible for the animal on the screen to go extinct because people keep hunting it. FML

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Disney food for thought

By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 19:59

Today, as part of his quest to annoy me, my husband pointed out that for every Disney movie I love, it was someone on the animating team's job to animate the boob jiggle physics, as in it was literally their job to animate how the breasts of Ariel, Elsa and Belle move. So many movies ruined. FML

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You deserved it 476

By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By sauve dino. - 25/03/2016 03:12 - France - Groslay

Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML

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You deserved it 4 390

Animated movies

By Penny - 18/01/2020 20:00

Today, at work, I was discussing animated movies with a male senior who's got kids. I was trying to refer to Zootopia but couldn't remember the name. I went, "Zoo, zoo... filia?" Silence. It wasn't until I got home an hour later that I realized what I said. FML

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By sister of an angry nerd - 23/12/2015 06:09

Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML

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Boob inspector

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband's latest attempt to torture me was to point out that in every animated kids film like Encanto, Moana, and so on, that somewhere behind Disney's walls is an animator who has to animate the characters boobs and how they bounce when the characters walk. I can’t unsee it; so many films. FML

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woainishamu 21

Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:42

Did a dinosaur teach him his education?

DooleyFTW 17

Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

Comments

FordTough 11

Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:52

Sounds like you married a smart one!

Alexeon 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 23:56

I'm guessing he was trolling you

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:06

He is right. There is a dinosaur park of highly trained dinos for movies in Flagstaff, Arizona. The trainers feed them angry peta activists.

Tyyeezyjr 13

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:12

Lol another graduate from community college xD

saraitkddh 47

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:12

people be sure to always use a condom...

jdeezy01 13

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:21

Your husband did a lot of drugs when he was younger didn't he?

brezy123 1

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:37

who is the bigger dumass? The Dumass or the Dumass who married him?

Shrike 23

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:51

The biggest dumbass in this picture is the one who spells the word "dumbass" incorrectly three ******* times in one comment. Nice job.

ulissey_fml 22

Wednesday 30 October 2013 0:46

Aaah...this is just why I like the English-speaking version better ! The one in French is only ever about sex and food , there's nothing as funny as this.

hazardmuffin 21

Wednesday 30 October 2013 1:01

A joke, I hope...

tjw1616 21

Wednesday 30 October 2013 1:48

ha! your husband is mentally challenged lol but it's okay as long as you love him "sometimes our night in shining armor is a retard in tin foil" chin up op, I love my retard too :)