Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 671
You deserved it 5 759

Same thing different taste

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It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

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He probably just didn't think it through before saying it.

RedPillSucks 31

One would hope this is not something one needs to spend time thinking about

That's not how this works, he must have thought it for the entire movie

WTF did you get married too... One to many ice age movies for him

rebellionwars 11

Because dinosaurs can survive a ice age. Lmao

XBurytheCastleX 25

He meant the movie Ice Age - Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

CallMeWindSock 24

Inform him that they have dinosaurs at your nearest petting zoo.

Well that's awkward... What did you tell him?

Did you procreate with him yet? If not, don't do it. Please.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Watch how to train your dragon he will crap bricks

Rainhawk94 27

He can't be that stupid....maybe just maybe

Wow, your husband is a nut job. Obviously they did a pretty poor job of training those dinosaurs! They attacked everybody!

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Jurassic Park 4, the Dinosaurs have human pets lol

i really hope he just had a brain fart and wasnt being serious