Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

It is amazing though to be honest! Like in the cars movie, it must've taken a really talented car trainer to make them all talk so perfectly!

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perdix 29

Duh, it was all done with computers. If you tell a dinosaur you'll take away his computer privileges, he'll pretty much do whatever you want.

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luckylucas26 9

Wow. I really hope you guys never have kids.

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helloboyzder 13

Watch out, we got a dumbass over here...

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safaeita 32

wow , if this fml isn't made up your husband really needs a reality check, seriously ..that's beyond crazy

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ilovefall10 21

Nobody is that dumb. Your husband must of been joking.

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beelee1988 13

You'd be surprised at how dumb people can actually be.

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nicopo_fml 11

Shit, with operant conditioning and positive reinforcement I could totally train all those dinosaurs to be female...that's what he was taking about right?

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