Miscellaneous: Record breakers

Record breakers

By DamnDominoes - 10/06/2009 11:39 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 958

You deserved it 31 988

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By red button - 11/02/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 659

You deserved it 43 741

By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 180

You deserved it 9 697

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 538

You deserved it 3 199

By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 831

You deserved it 8 620

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 21:39 - United States - Arcata

Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 004

You deserved it 6 096

Masterchef

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 376

You deserved it 161

By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 220

You deserved it 51 912

By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 836

You deserved it 6 521

Overwhelmed

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 14:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 283

You deserved it 765

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 408

You deserved it 40 126

Armin_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:18

but you'll probably never forget it :)

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you

Comments

Random_Poster 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:46

FAKE. I bet you'd say you met a supermodel and took her home and were about to get it on and BAM! Dead battery on the camcorder/phone/whatever so you have no pics or proof. FYL for lying.

Sodam_INsane 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 17:57

he doesn't mean 3 weeks non stop, maybe 15-30min everyday. So yea FYL, I know shit like this happens to me all the time

fckaduck 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:08

Aw, this is soo sad...I wanna hug you!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:09

lol, i could not help myself but to laugh. i guess next time you will remember to double check and check once again just incase.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:16

#8- FILM cameras might make a noise if they're old enough (bolexes, maybe), but video cameras don't. That would really mess with the sound if they make some crazy noise the whole time. YDI for spending three weeks on a project and then not bothering to check for a little red light.

bosco_kk 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:18

That's um...really really bad. lol

Alex_DeLarge 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:38

How is this NOT your fault?

Pokerdance 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:41

WHAT THE **** IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF ******* DOMINOES I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL WITH SATAN YOU ******* LOSER!!!

Echogreen911 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:33

wow #49, lol

funsize003 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:43

wtf kind of project was it? I suggest: 1.) crawl out of your room, which is probably decorated with Star Wars and filled with comic books. 2.) throw away all the dominoes. 3.) go find some REAL friends, not ones rectangular shaped with polka dots on them.