Miscellaneous: Record breakers

Record breakers

By DamnDominoes - 10/06/2009 11:39 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 958

You deserved it 31 988

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By red button - 11/02/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 659

You deserved it 43 741

By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 180

You deserved it 9 697

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 538

You deserved it 3 199

By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 831

You deserved it 8 620

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 21:39 - United States - Arcata

Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 004

You deserved it 6 096

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 376

You deserved it 161

By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 220

You deserved it 51 912

By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 836

You deserved it 6 521

Overwhelmed

By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 14:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a famous celebrity, but I accidentally hit the video record button and recorded myself walking away from them instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 283

You deserved it 765

By slcbabii23 - 01/10/2009 07:56 - United States

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 408

You deserved it 40 126

Armin_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:18

but you'll probably never forget it :)

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you

Comments

JiggstheMan 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:31

Oh no! Sucks for you (;

moron_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:31

hahaha, this kind of crap happens to me all the time. sorry man.

gottabeandrew 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:38

I think that's totally all your fault, but everybody's clearly thought 'yup, been there and done something similar before!' and voted 'your life is f***ed'. :P

eliz3 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:41

You seem to have a ridiculous amount of time on your hands so why not just do it again... or on the other hand, maybe you ought to go outside or something.

KAMELOT_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 22:57

sorry. shit happens. but definetly YDI.

wrestling49 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:24

GET A ******* LIFE U ASSHOLE

random_thought 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:29

FML. i spent three weeks making a dominoes project.

SergioFML 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:46

I landed my first backslide 360 kickflip off an 7 stair after about a million tries and the only time I land it. my friend didn't record. >.< I hate it, I feel your pain :(

Intelligence 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:49

Today, I realised that I don't have a life. I've spent so much time with dominoes that I've actually come up to the point of making an FML about me failing to record them falling. FML