Health, Embarrassing, Party and Periods: Red flag

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By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:01

Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.

mysitc_burrito 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:08

Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?

Comments

thatswutshesaid7 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:08

WOW! Mayb this is y u wear tampons if ur over 14. And how tight were ur pants to b able to c t? And they must hav been white pants cus u wouldn't b able to c in jeans is my guess

wArPeD_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:12

ok seriously? i am 13 and use tampons. i actually started a little bit before i turned twelve. in the beginning i just had to use light ones and a cup? i never heard of that and tampons can be uncomfortable. if u have a light flow, u can actually feel them sometimes and its creepy.

suchacreep 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:39

#114: just because you can doesn't mean that everyone does - see vaginismus, for example. Cups are reusable rubber things that you insert to collect the blood, and have the advantage of containing no bleach etc., not to mention it doesn't cause as much dryness as a tampon.

cheerleader1313 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:14

i know this is so embarassing and im sorry but thats SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH K sorry im done.

leahsmom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:29

What I dont understand is why were you wearing just tights out in public? You mean leggings or what? I just have the wierdest image of what you looked like out in public if they were actually tights... I dont think seeing a pad was the biggest shock of the night from you...

onemiletread 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:38

Maybe she was going to the party and didn't know when she would have a chance to go to the bathroom to change her tampon, so she wore the pad as a backup layer.

cisum21 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:55

what kinda pants were you wearing i think is the real question ? jeans would show your pad

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:38

tights....

kitty67_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:58

I find it odd that one would be able to see a pad, but not underwear, so I assume you weren't wearing underwear? If so, YDI for wearing something short enough to see your pad through your tights anyway. And to all you ignorant folks, some women/girls choose not to use tampons, and sometimes flow is too light to wear a tampon without feeling discomfort. Yes, you may prefer tampons, but others do not, so don't act as though it's something that's expected. Everyone's different...oh, wait, I guess you all think everyone must be EXACTLY like you in order to be "normal" or "cool". Well, grow up and face reality.