Health, Embarrassing, Party and Periods: Red flag

Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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It's a wrap

By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:01

Women that can't use tampons, women with overly heavy flows, women who prefer them? *shrug* It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round. OP, that really sucks, I know how embarrassing stuff like that can be.

mysitc_burrito 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:08

Some girls don't find tampons comfortable, give her a break. But still tights (or leggings) doesn't equal pants, a long shirt doesn't not equal a dress, being orange is not the same as being tan and for the love of God the hair bump looks hideous. Can you tell I hate "fashion"?

Comments

moonsolomon 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:59

Anything made of really tight jersey does NOT count as pants. End of story. So... YDI for going out of the house with no pants.

Confessor 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:00

Um, UV light? Isn't it black light? UV light is invisible and gives you cancer...

indian_goddess 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:06

they're pretty much the same thing i think. they both shine blue, no? i may be wrong.

kewlcat 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:20

UV light is sun light

LittleMiss1 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:07

Were you not wearing underwear?

beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:08

awwww that suckss

sucky_a_m 9

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:17

when i think of all the parties i went to at neon themed bowling alleys, clubs, and put put, i'm so glad i wear a cup.

lenar_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:21

That sucks. you DO NOT deserve it. Also as someone said... leggings = tights in the UK. People who say YDI for wearing tights need to realize this..

lenar_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:26

oops.. reading it now maybe people in the UK don't call leggings tights? I fail.. That still sucks though. Also if anyone actually cared about it then they suck. **** what other people think of you.

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:33

still, leggings do NOT equal tights, anywhere

1234five 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:41

it's called tampons. why wear a pillow?

Ligerie 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:48

maybe she ran out and only had pads, or started at the party and her friend had one.

XanimalloverX 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:46

Well next time try wearing two pairs of undewear or we

XanimalloverX 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:53

Well next time try wearing some booty shorts or pj shorts (make sure that their made with a thin fabric so you don't get visible bumps) or don't go to a uv/ neon part(whatever it is called) when your on your period. FYL. Better luck next time