Alcohol and Health: Regular boozehound - FML

Regular boozehound

By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

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By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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GIVE ME BOOZE, NOW!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 22:01

Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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By mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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MisterDoctor 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

So why does he still ID you?

heathz 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Not a red flag at all

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154rct 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 20:46

And how is your life ****** because of this?

domroybal 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:51

The same thing happens to me, **** IT!!! They don't even ID me anymore as a matter of fact!

farkas420 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:55

You can't solve all life's problems with a glass of milk can ya

Thozzy 12

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:23

So, why is that a FML-moment? It isn't that weird when you get to know someone, even though they're maybe a tad alcoholic, they get called by their first names right?

maddyyghee 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:06

So what's wrong with that?

Art_Chick84 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:40

red flag maybe?? :/

pllamah 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:12

Same situation with me, except the guy works at a bus depot

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:22

Wear a different name tag. LOL

byron17 26

Friday 10 May 2013 14:34

Tag??? It's the guys I.D card!!!

beebananaz88 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:32

No shame. No shame!

maddienoelle 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:55

I'd say it's fair to assume some help is needed.

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