Cats, Awkward, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Reported!

Reported!

By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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You deserved it 3 040

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 05:00

Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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redbandit9877 12

Friday 5 July 2013 9:08

You can report cat breeders on Facebook? Who knew.

chanellgymnast 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:06

Either increase your privacy settings on Facebook, start removing "friends," or just deactivate your account. Social networking sites always seems to screw you over in the end.

Comments

arleenxo 11

Friday 5 July 2013 9:24

Ignore it maybe you'll find out who did it eventually.

Kat7595 10

Friday 5 July 2013 9:27

What a 'CATastrophe'. Eh, eh? Sorry, I had too...

SuperDanielNL 23

Friday 5 July 2013 9:34

You've cat to be kitten me, another cat-pun and I might lose my sanity.

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 5 July 2013 10:27

You look purrty sane to me, 19. But I do agree, we need to cat-nip this in the bud, or it will become a cat-astrophe.

SuperDanielNL 23

Friday 5 July 2013 9:28

Since you are not in the possesion of any cats, they could come and check and you are in the clear. Now comes the fun part, find out who reported you and put a box of feral cats in his/her house...

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 5 July 2013 23:13

Haven't you heard the saying about herding cats? Where would you get a "box" of them? Feral Cats R Us?

SuperDanielNL 23

Saturday 6 July 2013 9:14

Put tuna in a box and wait.

Accuraxy 10

Friday 5 July 2013 9:31

This is yet another reason why social networking sites are no good.

SuperDanielNL 23

Friday 5 July 2013 9:36

People are bad, and use info from those websides for bad things. I don't mind social networkings sites, I can keep in contact with folks I know but don't see that often.