Cats, Awkward, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Reported!

Reported!

By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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redbandit9877 12

Friday 5 July 2013 9:08

You can report cat breeders on Facebook? Who knew.

chanellgymnast 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:06

Either increase your privacy settings on Facebook, start removing "friends," or just deactivate your account. Social networking sites always seems to screw you over in the end.

Comments

brittyboo123 35

Friday 5 July 2013 12:59

Wow. Some people just don't have anything else to do with their lives, I suppose.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 5 July 2013 15:00

Send them a letter back asking them to cease sending you notices to stop doing things you were not doing in the first place. Or send them a reply saying that you will comply with the notice - but to do so you must first start breeding and selling cats. Thank them for their understanding.

Miss_Blaine 18

Friday 5 July 2013 15:35

Well I guess it won't be too hard to stop then!

accountnamevalid 3

Friday 5 July 2013 15:42

I wouldn't ignore it, in case it goes on some sort of record. Silence is acceptance in the eyes of the law. Contact them refuting the allegations, and ask for more information regarding your alleged crime. Are they angry that, were you doing this, you wouldn't have a license? Also, ask for a copy of the complaint.