Intimacy: Revenge

Revenge

By Fcuked - 23/03/2011 04:40 - New Zealand

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

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You deserved it 68 712

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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You deserved it 413

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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You deserved it 13 518

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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You deserved it 44 235

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 728

Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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You deserved it 113

By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 40 954

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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You deserved it 30 066

By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 3 539

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:11

Why did he have pictures of you losing your virginity? Hmm mean friend :( But next time don't annoy him.

spencerchu 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:09

lesson learned don't piss people off

Comments

davek 36

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:42

Bwahaha! You got burned!

Tyeclip 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:15

What a dipshit, he dose not respect you. you can do way better

melibear89 7

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:43

you deserved to be put in your place. now maybe next time you won't be an annoying child.

CadillacFrank_fml 12

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:49

dumbass

duzzyfucks 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:45

how's the ganj in new Zealand broo? ;p

MaskedAspen 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:51

don't take pictures. moral learned.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:11

You brought it upon yourself, annoying bitch.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:45

Though on the lighter side, your parents are ignorant assholes for thinking that stuff is bad. Unless you're a certain age...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:21

Some of it CAN be bad. We don't know what drugs OP took, so we don't know just how bad they are. Sex can also be bad if it's unprotected - STIs.

choirnerd9 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:00

If you are young enough for your parents to punish you, quit doing that stupid shit and wait until you are at least able to move out to **** your life up.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:18

aww! totally FYL. friends can tease friends without playing the tattle card. what a dick!

barb_pointe 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:19

Some peoples obnoxiousness and idiocy really gets me mad. First of all I'd just like to point out that you can get high off of things other than marijuana and depending on how much you smoke (or other modes of ingestion) you may or may not be aware of people taking pictures of you and they could have been sneaky getting pictures of them having sex and maybe OP didn't know. Second of all, getting high or having sex does not mean OP is a "*****" or needs rehab and/or works at a brothel. Some people get high every once in a while to relax, life is kind of stressful, you know? That doesn't mean they won't get anywhere in life. Take a look around you, millions of people , even teenagers, get high and have sex. It's a personal decision and I'm sure you may know someone who has gotton high or had sex at least one and you don't even know because they can seem just as normal as others that don't smoke or who are virgins. Sorry for the rant everybody, I just can't stand people like.. well, most of the people on this site. Good day everybody.