Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Rewarding

Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:39

Guess you should get to work then.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:40

Sweep or weep.

Comments

annalily5 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 20:43

I feel a bit torn on who to side with. On one hand, I don't think sex should ever be seriously used as a bribe/punishment. On the other hand, I've seen many instances where both the man and woman have full time jobs, but only the wife cooks and cleans while the guy sits around adding to the mess doing nothing to help out. I even dated an otherwise nice guy who expressed a desire for that kind of relationship(didn't date him long). If this is the case I can understand the wife's frustration, even if I don't think she choose the best method to try and fix it. Of course, I don't know what the exact situation is, so I'll stay neutral on this.

rec_chem 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 23:42

#341, that's the way it's been done since the beginning of time. Get over it.

amisenho 11

Monday 9 December 2013 23:26

#341: My parents are living proof of that theory. In fact, my step-dad has recently been collecting unemployment due to decreases in hours, yet he still feels that my mom should clean the house, cook the meals, wash the clothes, etc., just because his mother did everything for him, being raised in a stereotypical "man's the breadwinner, woman's the housewife" setting. As a result, he sits at home, watches Jerry Springer and ****, leaves candy wrappers around the house, and emails women on social dating sites daily (believe me, I've seen his inbox).

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 21:30

Obviously you should help around the house, but to withhold sex from you is just plain cruel & controlling...time to get couples counseling or a divorce...that is, unless you enjoy remaining in a sexless marriage & you want to have to "take things into your own hands" for the next 20-50 yrs.

tonnie_soms 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 21:49

Well f her

bikergirl93 18

Sunday 8 December 2013 22:14

better get cleaning :P

TogeBara 12

Sunday 8 December 2013 23:03

Sex is an important part of relationships and should NEVER, EVER be used as a reward! She is objectifying herself in your eyes (even if only subconsciously). You should help more around the house, but this isn't the way to get you to do it. If she can so easily go without you, consider talking to her about it because if all she wants from you is to help do chores and not be your PARTNER, then you are wasting your life with this person. Seriously consider marriage counseling and/or a divorce. Not kidding OP, nip this in the bud NOW!