Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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maybe it's her sign saying she's preg?

supahnazi 0

wat a horrible wife. thats kind if fuckd up to evn think of tht. well ydi for marrying some1 so controllive

I created an account just to tell you to leave that bitch. There's nothing wrong with helping around the house but it ain't a ******* job.

fallen_dragonkin 12

being a woman who doesn't get much help at home, i know how frustraing it is to be always in the stuck in the kitchen, cooking, cleaning this and cleaning that, doing the laundry, and so on, while my other half sits on the sofa watching tv, and we're not even married yet, so i'm guessing the wife just got a bit desperate to get her point across and get some help, so instead of complaining, you should consider the fact that she is your wife, not your personal domestic slave and try to take on some housework responsibilities

mfootechargerssd 0

I'm hoping for your sake that was just an extremely fececious way of getting you to do housework; otherwise, you are not only lacking in the cleanliness department but are also not pleasuring her adequately because I couldn't go 2 days with that ultimatum!

Well that's retarded. I understand that you might need to help out alittle around the house but really? make it into a game? I suggest you give her none; she'll come around. FYL for having a wife that is inconsiderate about your needs.

I'm not saying she is doing the right thing. I'm just explaining she might not want sex if he's not been helping or listening when she tried being reasonable. And yes - maybe she never was reasonable and maybe she's just a bitch. Either way - he should look at his life. Make some serious choices.

that's some bullshit!!! make a points deduction for her every time she rolls her eyes or glares at you funny!