Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Madmattmania 0

Don't let the woman give you orders

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franceypants 0

maybe she doesn't want to bc your bad so she made the goal high so it'll take yew a while

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ImAKittehCat 0

You see children, This is when you get a prostitute.

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emily14swim 0

if he know how to add that high... your wife cracks me up.

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relyo 0

Awesome. Your wife finally admitted she's a prostitute.

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mahansm 8

Tell her you're adding a few items to the points table: Housing (per day) 500 pts Transportation (her car) (per day) 200 pts Marriage vows (forsaking all others) (per day) 400 pts Listening to her bitch (per minute) 50 pts Listening to her personal attacks (per minute) 200 pts You get the general idea. Be creative.

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Emrysa 1

Illogical, since you're assuming she's not paying for her own housing and transportation. And Marriage vows are mutual.

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omegaguy 0

lol that's great chase credit company lol nice

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Chazzster 28

Sorry! Man up or find a good divorce lawyer.

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