Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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31luigi31 0

look for sum1 that requires less points :)

hahahahahahahaha thats too great. but nonetheless FYL

that is a great idea!!!!! thanks and thank you wife for me :) lol

or he could acknowledge the list for what it is: a contract commercializing sexual relations (establishing a barter rate for two forms of services), and thus change it to monetary terms (ask a maid service what they'd charge for those items). It's just like currency conversion. Then ask for the money instead, and then spend it however he wants. Including on taking other women out to dinner. Or, since he has his own money (presumably), add his own funds either toward taking other women out, hookers... or, again, just convert currency: pay his wife the going conversion rate for "2300 points" (as established by the market rate of what maids charge for those chores) ... just pay her in cash. For anyone who balks: the wife is the one who established that having sex with her is a service to be traded. She's the one who brought prostitution into the relationship. Not the husband, not me (for making these suggestions). I'm just suggesting that the husband take her actions to their full meaning.

Yes, what a great idea. 1. Turn your marriage into a contract in which you sell sex in exchange for favors. Make sure your daughter knows that being a hooker is the best for of relationship management. 2. Explain how if you don't want to put out, an really unrealistic goal in exchange for emotionless sex, is easier than just womaning up and asking for a divorce. Good plan.

Did she also mentioned the -10 points for complaining?

how about you actually do tue dishes then? f her life for you not helping around the house.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E find out what it means to me. lol Unless her snatch is like the Lamborghini of Snatches, doing that much house work for sex might be ok if she looks like Megan Fox or something. But for some reason, I think your wife is a used Geo that just doesn't want to leave the garage anymore. Trade her in.

She starts ******* or you start divorcing. You also need to start helping around the house more. Maybe if you did it might not have gotten to this point. Both of you need to look at your lives.

looks like you better get started, op!!(: