Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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So tell ur retarded wife that you have come up with you own Ponts Rewards system. If she wants housework done she needs to earn 2300 points. ******** 20 pts. Handjobs 10 pts. Sex 5 pts. Lol

put locks on the bathroom doors and make her have sex with you to use the bathroom

how many points do you get for sex 2200

Compound word. Fleshlight! Also, she might even be cheating on you in the mean time. You could take a hint and help her a bit more around the house, cleaning isn't just for women.

Set up a counter-rewards system. Offer housework in exchange for bedroom favors.

your wife sounds like a gas station credit card. i'd go premium. you get faster rewards.

bman134 0

that makes her a ***** she has sex in exchange for point instead of cash

foxhoundd 0

put on the fridge " IOU " done deal ;)