Rewarding
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
So tell ur retarded wife that you have come up with you own Ponts Rewards system. If she wants housework done she needs to earn 2300 points. ******** 20 pts. Handjobs 10 pts. Sex 5 pts. Lol
your wife has the right idea!
put locks on the bathroom doors and make her have sex with you to use the bathroom
how many points do you get for sex 2200
Compound word. Fleshlight! Also, she might even be cheating on you in the mean time. You could take a hint and help her a bit more around the house, cleaning isn't just for women.
WTF she sounds psycho
Set up a counter-rewards system. Offer housework in exchange for bedroom favors.
your wife sounds like a gas station credit card. i'd go premium. you get faster rewards.
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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........