Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

Comments

GREAT idea! women would be more into sex, if they didn't have to worry about doing the dishes, laundry, dusting and all the other stuff that it takes to run a household. get off your butt and do it, the sex will be better I swear!!

Pb25797051 0

do women have THAT low sex drives?

kinga08 0

No, but apparently OP's wife does. Or, she's getting dick somewhere else.

Derek321 2

The latest psychological book I read on this issue compared a wife withholding sex from her husband with a husband refusing to talk to his wife. What your wife is doing, I believe, is consequentially similar to you completely refusing to acknowledge her existence until she performs an adequate number of tasks you've assigned her. It's sick and manipulative, -Ty

Seriously? she must not like your dick much!

Tinksy 0

You deserve it. Take your testicles back.

does she not like your junk? shouldn't she want to have sex with you? I think she's CRAZY!

I think she is just doing this to give u a hint to get off your lazy ass and do something around the house

ok then, if she manipulates you with sex, manipulate her with something else. like money, if you're the main earner. tell her that paying for food on her table gives you 10000 points. see if that shuts the hoe up. btw do some more work around the house.

johnnie254 7

that's wrong on all levels :(((

rudikk99 2

what's happening when and if she wants to have sex???do u have the same system for fixing things around?!