Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Bribri12 0

Haha better get to work(:

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gammielikeoh 0

I'll add that to my list of things I didn't need to know.

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YouDeservedItnot 0

You could get enough money to buy a prostitute twice with less work!! It's not worth it!!!!

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jadenstigman 0

the obvious solution is to get a an 11 kill streak which is 1100 points then use the chopper gunner on her to get to the tactical nuke

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ohyoufancyhuh 0

I wonder how many points he has so far ....

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westsidemoneylov 0

dude grow some weevos be a freakin man

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nutbutter1 0

He should just save up for a threesome

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blahzz 4

I feel for you man but were you seriously such a tool that she had to make up a point system for you to help her out?

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