Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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just screw her that bitch is using you give her a little rough love snd if she protests leave her for a few weeks come back if she didn't seem to care leave her

Maybe you should get to work instead of posting an FML. Gonna take awhile. ;)

This makes me wonder if the hubby is a gamer that constantly plays and ignores his wife and everything else in the house.

perhaps you can inform your wife that by creating this sort of system, she has effectively turned herself into a *****. also, it seems like a recent phenomenon, but i've read about other instances of women going on "sex strikes" against their husbands or significant others... |the kid|

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Then whats this long line full of men on the right?

Liyce 10

Just go find sex some where else. There's no way you're going to make enough points in time.

damn, what a rip-off. I'd terminate your contract and try and find a better company to sign with.

dd3953 0