Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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DominoS13_fml 0

This is where you resort to the "caveman" approach ;)

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KhronicSmoke 2

Just don't do nothing. Be like I don't need you bitch! And see who last longer.

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fearthereaper79 0

Dude she probably cheated on you and picked up an STI, figuring by the time you reach those point itll clear up. Just saying its a stupid system.

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dantheman1988 0

i like this idea. and husbands should get negative points for every hour they play video games.

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sk8erd 15

Eh, know what? she'll come around and cut you some slack... we hope

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Phel 0

Thats just sad, divorce her pathetic ass.

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ry_ry7 4

Could she be a lesbian? Maybe it's just her way of rejecting sex with a man... Similar to Ross and his first wife on FRIENDS lol

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NavyWife777 0

Does she think her Pussy is made of gold? Not a bitch in the world is worth that headache....and this is a female point of view.

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