Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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keatonisakeeper 0

My girlfriend showed this to me and we were making fun of the guy so i asked how many points i would need.. She said that she would only make me get 100.. Then once I got all excited she reminded me that we aren't married yet... FML.

emariebake 0

haha. now that one is good. fyl because she is driving for a ring.

Make up your own system. Here's how it works. C = the cost for a hooker of equal or greater attractiveness to your wife. T = the amount of time required to do enough chores to earn sex. P = how much you make per hour. Work out T x P. If it's more than C, she can just do all the chores herself

PapaCool_fml 0

And how much postman got it for? 1 and a half point? Seriously are u even thinking of this point thing being a healthy couple-like deal? If yes, go off your medication immediately.

Her point system seems to be unfair. Washing dishes 230 times for sex? You should be doing your share around the house anyway but what she's doing is emotional blackmail and grounds for divorce.

Were you better in bed this wouldn't be necessary.

damn, what did u do to make her choose that number, and looks like u might need a sneak! lol

DolceNGaDonna 0