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By sad drummer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Jolla

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
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SerpentBoy 8

I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

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Jordath_Fil 11

Keep up the good work!!

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_krystallynn_ 11

well. hes just an asshole and he probably wont get far in life anyways. go find another band.

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Enslaved 36

Awe, sounds like you're the-- Ringo Starr of the Beatles.

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dontpanic_fml 32

I thought Ringo Starr was the Ringo Starr of the Beatles

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Enslaved 36

I meant it as-- Ringo Starr was known as the ugliest member of the Beatles. And he was also a drummer just like the OP. ***Just connecting the dots. :P "A Day in the Life"! (:

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CharresBarkrey 15

42 - You should have said "the Ringo Starr of your band," then. And Ringo wasn't the ugliest, George was way uglier.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Yes, what Mr. Barkrey said. I must say though that I enjoy all the flavors of Beatles, in particular Ringo.

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Enslaved 36

#47 You are correct. I could have made my comment clearer. My words get screwed up often. :P And I just say that's what he was "known" as but don't necessarily agree with the polls. (:

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SoylentCandycorn 10

If Ringo Star is supposed to be "the ugly one" then the majority of human males look subhuman. "Ringo Star ugly" is still pretty handsome.

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poccocurantes 7

Keith Richards would have been a better analogy.

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CharresBarkrey 15

54 - The last part of my comment was purely my opinion :P I have a slight crush on the younger Ringo Starr, so I may be a bit biased.

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heinous966 15

I always thought ringing was the most attractive. ._.

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qirde_15 5

i believe your talent is way more than your fugliness to be in that band. cheer up!

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IworkAt711 14

You probably play better than them anyway.

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vbmg152 18

Take your talent elsewhere, where it's appreciated! I'm assuming you have talent.

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Love_sosa 10

don't give him false hope ... let him accept his ugliness

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olpally 32

The movie "That thing you do" comes to mind... You're probably the smartest and coolest drummer ever! Chin up op, he's just a douche nozzle and shouldn't be taken seriously.

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matt98_fml 13

He's probably putting you down to make himself feel better. He's probably not attractive inside and out.

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