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By sad drummer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Jolla

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
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SerpentBoy 8

I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

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my_name_is_earl 9

You're the grenade!!! Lol that's sucks!

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EvilUndead 9

Quit the band and let them suffer. Unless you became friends and their attitude changed.

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TheAbstract 15

You're in a band together and this person is worried about looking good? It just saddens me to see where this world is headed, man. :(

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you_failed 15

Yeah! Just like Spongebob said, "I'm ugly and I'm proud."

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dontpanic_fml 32

Remember, you play an instrument and he (presumably) doesn't.

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melody309 35

A lot of singers play instruments, actually.

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dontpanic_fml 32

I know. I said "presumably" because the fml was worded "lead singer" of the band which usually means just a singer, rather than the "band lead". I could be wrong of course, but that is why I said presumably. Plus, sounds like Mr. Lead Singer has the musical equivalent of dick envy.

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gremlin_bros 19

Dude have you even looked at some of the most famous bands??? Their some pretty dam ugly guys there but the get more ass than a toilet seat because they got famous as a band!!!

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PartyChick55 13

Why do people have to be so judgmental? Cant it be like it used to be? The days when nobody cared about what you look like and what clothes you were wearing. Society today sucks. Don't worry OP, he's just jealous of you. Just ignore what they say, and i' sure everything will be fine.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Those times never existed. Humans have always been extremely judgemental about how other people looked and always will be.

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MidnaLink 33

Or that they're so ******' stupid he's ten times smarter in comparison!

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