Sex, Send nudes and Intimacy: Richard pictures

Richard pictures

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 18:21 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 12:00

Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Clubbing

By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 13:30 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML

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Catboys rise up

By CatWoman - 11/02/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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landonlasater 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:33

Chatroullette isn't very local now is it

THEKAISER 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:33

Sounds like omegle

Comments

robertd73 24

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:51

So is OP saying that the site has a lot of "members"?

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:53

welcome to the internet :D

43trauts 14

Saturday 26 May 2012 9:37

Welcolm to life

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:50

Too bad isanyoneup was taken down. You could've submitted a LOT of embarassing photos.

pavlovaaLOVE 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 8:54

Loll yeaa I agree with noor. Who on earth has a convo these days... Pshhht get with the times 22

btstig 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 11:49

Did anyone else read 53's comment in Sam's voice?

mumjo 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 14:12

I did!!!

moosiek 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 17:39

I see u met my ex!

pumpkin093 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 19:58

Sounds exactly like omegle ????

specialneeds 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 3:57

What's wrong with that

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 10:35

Dear OP, Welcome to Florida! FYL! After you've adjusted to knowing that we all have guns on us at all times, annnnnnd dodging the elderly as they drive into buildings at random becomes second nature, the whole genitals-first-names-later greeting will start to make sense. Simply put, we have to prorate our death rate. Skipping introductions saves us a *lot* of time. Soon, you'll be enjoying just another day in paradise!