Dating, First Dates and Love: Richard? - FML

Richard?

By fartbucket51995129565 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

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Top comments

xBOGGSx 3

Wednesday 11 June 2014 1:59

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

grashopper8 7

Wednesday 11 June 2014 2:01

Bullet, dodged.

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30Jenna 6

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:50

I've been there... sorry to hear you had to experience such annoyance...

Nicholle0205 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:51

#OverlyAttachedDouchebag. XD

sassy2085 16

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:56

Clingy much!

Jacklehunter 10

Wednesday 11 June 2014 4:59

It's ok. He's not worth it any way

ishchandan 14

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:04

You seem angry...did you like him a lot?

spunkylady 24

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:05

Sounds like a psycho to me! This is probably for the best lol.

UnluckyJulie 13

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:29

Damn, OP, should have posted the psycho's phone number in your username. Some of us might like to make sure he never feels lonely ever again...

sarneeley 14

Wednesday 11 June 2014 5:45

Confused if he asked you out on Monday and you didn't reply than how is there even a date to cancel? Shouldn't it be confirmed first? Maybe punctuality is his pet peeve and you didn't make his offer feel special blowing it off even for just a day.

Bluebl4ze 16

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:43

He must be really into you if he is getting so hurt over such a small thing

crushcrusher 33

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:54

find a better guy

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