Richard?

By fartbucket51995129565 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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You deserved it 6 941
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Top comments

xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

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Comments

annie_nk 22

Is it safe to guess you don't like him anymore?

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sexyboi1985 27

When u r in love, one day seems like a million years !!

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driinkbleach 18

I hope you're not serious... but either way this comment is pretty hilarious :)

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91hayek 31

I thought this comment was cheesy but then I saw it was by a Mr. sexiboi; sounds smooth enough to pull the comment off in real life.

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olpally 32

What a douche waffle. You can do way better.

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mellyski 25

Douche waffle is my new favourite insult. Thank you!

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QueenofWheels 13

I think I need to steal this.

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FunnnyGirrl 19

At least he showed you his true self before you invested a lot into the relationship

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91hayek 31

Your name is FunnnyGirrl. This comment is not funny. I feel cheated and would like my money back please.

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jimmy_poison 19

Maybe it's more about being "funny/peculiar" than "funny/haha"?

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MrConcise 34

He said he wanted his refund, dammit! The comment was neither hilarious or strange. In fact, I'd say it was relatively normal and thoughtful! *flips table*

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FunnnyGirrl 19

This is what happens when you make accounts as a sixteen year old!

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JRtheSnowman 5

I say you deserve it, but that's not a bad thing you deserve to know what kind of ass hole this guy is... Bullet dodged

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weveallbeenthere 30

I like how you wrote this fml. You are targeting him, hopefully he reads it and gets it.

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martin8337 35

Sounds like this guy might be either controlling or a stalker, best to stay away from this one.

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razi1 20

For a second I thought that was his phone number in the title.

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